Gazerina's Journal

2:36am:

11:21pm: does anyone remember Kabaddi????

great wasn't it?

9:52pm: great comedy action shots of our time


ahoy hoy!!

the amount of time betwixt posts on my journal just goes to show how interesting the current life of gaz is. I did go out for a curry with workmates on fri followed by a drunken jaunt around loughborough on Saturday

i need to dance like a knobhead at a dive of an indie club, my body and mind needs it

in other news, derby county have invented a new kind of drab football, it involves signing a number of loan players who are quite average and don't give a shit while playing. but the manager reassures that there are top quality players that are being looked at, i can imagine it will be a 37 year old ex-albanian international with the aggression of a tank and the disciplinary record and maneuverability to match

can someone suggest something to cheer me up, ive tried accessorising with sexy cigarette cases and wristbands, might get a tattoo or summink

anyway, laters

10:53pm:

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

8:37pm: played football tonight

would do it every night if i could, but i'd be dead

3:02pm: bored and ill
tagged by myhsinything


List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good (!?), but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions, the artist, and the song in your Livejournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

1. The Crimea - Baby Boom

2. Warren G - Regulate

3. Gene - Fighting Fit

4, Libertines - Boys in the band

5. QOTSA - No one knows

6. Mystery Jes - You cant fool me dennis

7. James - Laid

tags everyone

i danced to drum and bass on saturday

you don't believe me do you?

11:17pm: IDIOT!!!!!

12:48am: the new arctic monekys single reminds me of 'dont mug yourself' by the streets

in a good way

fin

12:14am: hooray, antony and the johnsons won!!!

8:57pm: Hello!!!

If i was any good at writing i would tell you all about Leeds Festival, here is a 'snippet'
Pixies, Adam Green, Sons and Daughters were all wonderful

My mood was ok most of the time but by Sunday was below sea level, back to work on tuesday and broke down crying like a loon, doc has signed me off for 2 weeks and referred me to the man, the upside is that i'll get to watch the test match while eating yoghurt

Anyone who wants to get in touch and pretend to be nice to me would be greatly appreciated and may even have a drink bought for them

Birthday soon

8:11pm: Chelsea delight at Lucifer signing
The Prince of Darkness has finally completed a £34.4m plus Jose Mourhino's soul move from French club Lyon to Premiership champions Chelsea.
Beelzeebub, 3068, has signed a five-year deal and becomes the Stamford Bridge club's record signing.

"I wanted him because I was looking for a player to finish what is a very strong squad in every position," said Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho. "As the world's leading lord of Darkness i now know that we will put fear into the very souls of the opposition, and my eternal torment in the pits of Hades is a small price to pay".

"We believe he is the best we can get for his position and he can play anywhere in this realm or the netherworld, useful for away games in the Midlands."

He added: "Despite his age, he has a lot of ambition and he has the profile of the player we want, very much in the mould of Jody Morris

I know the questions will be around the amount of money Chelsea had to spend to bring him here but that is the reality of modern football.

"Big teams only want big players, big players are in big clubs, big clubs want to keep their big players. I'm especially looking forward to seeing him link up with John Terry, who not many people know is in fact part goat."
There had also been recent speculation linking the League champions with Jesus of Nazareth, but a last minute hitch at the medical meant that he stays another season at Real Jerusalem. "Unfortunately while the Son's special ability to be everywhere at once made him possibly the best Goalkeeper in the business, a recurrence of his Stigmata meant we couldn't get the insurance for him, and to be honest his tendency to dissapear for 3 days at a time can be a real problem as the fixture table over Easter is very important to us."

Lucifer, or "Lucy" as he was known in the dressing room has secured a work permit and Chelsea are awaiting international clearance for him to play against Arsenal in the Premiership on Sunday. "Again, we've got the man we wanted - getting the lamb of god to turn up on Sunday's was always going to be a problem".

The midfielder will now become the Blues' record signing, exceeding the £24m they paid Marseille for Muslim striker Allah last summer.

At a press conference, through the stench of suffering and brimstone the new Blues star said: "I wanted to come to the Premiership and now I am very happy.

"I am in love with the Premiership. I am pleased to be with Chelsea.

"It is going to be tough but I am ready to fight for a place in the team.

"I don't think it will be a problem to adapt because I speak the langauge and I have some friends in the team, or at least i expect i will get to know most of them very well in the afterlife.

8:20pm: ellielabelle , i wouldnt mind a scientific view on a how a man of our species can do this

this isn't too bad either

11:45am: how come when you're single there is nothing but couples in love rubbing it in your face???

1:54am: heh
Following the success of their debut album, The Others are to re-release their debut single, 'This Is For The Poor'.
'This Is For The Poor' will be available on a variety of formats. The mini-CD features the radio edit of 'This Is For The Poor' and new song 'Drugs'.

The maxi-CD features the album version of the title track, new song 'Dave' and a live version of 'This Is For The Poor' recorded in the corporate function suite of singer Dominic Masters' old advertising agency.

'This Is For The Poor' will also be available as a deluxe DVD package which has space for both CD singles. The DVD itself will feature the video for 'This Is For The Poor', as well as live versions of 'Dave' and 'Drugs'.

In celebration of the re-release, a special 'This Is For The Poor' ringtone has been created, which can be obtained by dialling 0906 853853 from your mobile.

Calls cost £1 per minute cheap rate, £1:50 a minute off-peak

10:37pm: there's too many people enjoying themselves outside my house for my liking

fuckers

11:51pm: look what i did
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPublishedPlaylist?id=387940

only works if you have itunes

10:15pm: i spoke to 3 people on msn today, and none of the conversations lasted mre than 5 mins

am i THAT boring???

i dare you to answer that

10:25pm: meme thing
i'm not good at this am i?

ask me 3 questions, and i will answer them

that'll do

11:34pm: My Music is the best

7:22pm: ooh what fun
List your current six favorite songs, then pick six other people to do the same...

1. The arcade fire - tunnels
2. The magnetic fields - my sentimental melody
3. adam green - friends of mine
4. eighties matchbox b-line disaster - celebrate your mother
5. the dresden dolls - girl anachronism
6. the magic numbers - forever lost

TAGGED
pullau
gypsumfantastic
killingfantasy
queenell
deathlessspell
myshinything

you have to do this now, i dont take responsibility for any consequences if you fail to do so

10:34pm: i fancy some yoghurt

THERES NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!

1:13pm:

10:07pm: an uneventful evening has bought me to my journal again, getting quite regular again now. have started to learn how to enjoy myself again, even though it is in ashby which isnt exactly a metropolis of fun. i've met new people and they are lovely, hooray!

have my eye on a girl!! of course she's in a relationship but i think about her too much just to ignore it, im suh a ho

in other news, the mighty rams are in the play-offs so i could have a nice trip to cardiff to look forwward to

i'm off now, league of gentlemen is on

9:00pm: the arcade fire were fucking magical!! FACT!!!!

go see them!!

6:59pm: have i missed something here?
BRITISH SEA POWER BANNED!




BRITISH SEA POWER have been banned in America.

The Brighton quintet, who are currently touring the States, have been told that their new single 'Please Stand Up' is not suitable for MTV.

However rather than any offending visual content, it’s the use of word “wet” that has apparently worried the American network.

"MTV USA have objected to a line in the video saying it doesn't meet standards. What standards does the line "wetter and wetter" violate?” a spokesperson for the band told NME.COM. “We would like to be told why this language from one of our richest, most literate groups is being squashed by a committee of McCarthyites."

Undaunted by American censor, ‘Please Stand Up’ is released in the UK on May 23, while the band play the Scala on May 25 with Ed Harcourt, before hosting club night Adventures In The Beetroot Fields at Electrowerkz in London on May 27.

For ticket availability, go to NME Tickets or call them on 0870 1 663 663